March 2012
Guise.
Trevor was feeding the snake.
And I asked him
guise
if
GUISE
if she had finished her spaghetti and mouse balls
And now he’s dead.
Because laughter.
GUISE.
falconfalcone:
Losing my phone is my greatest talent.
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Dumb Whores
laurenjoey:
I’m so sick of the word love. All these kids using it like they know what it is. Bitch please, stfu! Just because he got it in cause you can’t keep your legs closed, doesn’t mean he loves you.
Oh boy. Being passive aggressive towards people over the internet is just so classy. I’m going to complain about people having sex because I have some sort of internalized superiority...
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
I was out buying yummy vegan groceries with Trevor...
Petitioner: Can you sign this petition?
Us: What's the petition for?
P: To make it so any girl under the age of 18's parents must be notified if she is pregnant.
Me: Umm, no I'm going to have to pass.
Trevor: err....
P: Well you could save a baby!
Me: (AWW HELL NO) No, no, all I'd do is violate someone's right to privacy with what goes on in their body.
P: Well, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. These clinics WANT you to think they're safe. But they're causing breast cancer, so you have to go back in and be CHECKED for cancer by them and they'll make more money.
Me: How are they going about giving women cancer?
P: Abortions up the likelyhood of developing breast cancer-
Me -interrupting him- So does drinking cows milk but you still drink it.
P: Well go on home and hug your mom and tell her thank you for saying "yes" To you!
Me: No, fuck you very much. I'd rather her have aborted me if she had a reason,than to live a life full of her resentment and suffering.
eternally-blissful asked: did you first start as a vegetarian? when did you go vegan? I'm currently a vegetarian, but eventually I'd like to go vegan. i'm going to miss macaroni and cheese an awful lot though, aha.
Anonymous asked: Favorite blogs?
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kannno:
Us and Them-Pink Floyd.
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There is a man kneeling with a rosary outside of...
the-hurricane-k-reigns-here:
Thank you for your prayers, kind sir. May they hasten the healing of this most uncomfortable yeast infection. Praise jesus and amen.
Anonymous asked: How is your dad?
February 2012
Vegan: I don't think I'm better than you, I'm just doing my best to be a good person.
Carnist: Stop saying you're better than everyone you privileged fucking arsehole.
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mondosmusicbox asked: black canary
twisted-thought asked: Superwoman :D
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